tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444082152312444929.post3823834407493294396..comments2024-02-15T22:18:00.385-07:00Comments on Bobby Byrd: ToenailsBobby Byrdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17990783036661848472noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444082152312444929.post-55156778044825017192009-10-16T21:43:05.280-06:002009-10-16T21:43:05.280-06:00Red Dust
A spaceship takes me up
from where I si...Red Dust<br /><br /><br />A spaceship takes me up<br />from where I sit,<br />transports me to the Mars<br />of Oblivion<br />where I see<br />a thousand red seas<br />all parting for my little toenail<br />to pass.<br />There toenails are infrequent and worshiped<br />by the Mars Oblivions.<br />I’m in luck & I have two.<br />The planet’s in ecstasy<br />my presence has blessed their history.<br />Red bells ring, the face in the landscape speaks<br />“Oh thank you dear Earthling<br />for presenting us with your little toenail clippings<br />we’ll keep to remind us<br />of miracles.”<br />I was transported back<br />toenails clipped.<br />Oh benevolent Martian Oblivians<br />how can I tell the truth<br />and be believed?<br />Your admiring me<br />so went to my head<br />I forgot to grab a little red dust.<br /><br />larry goodell (ha ha)larry goodellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01688057928298822851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444082152312444929.post-33574279583516752232009-09-17T12:14:23.936-06:002009-09-17T12:14:23.936-06:00I bet them nails looks good if you grew them out a...I bet them nails looks good if you grew them out and do some sparkle polish with red, white and blue fireworks.Rondellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14138966973229662577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444082152312444929.post-82865364503571013922009-09-16T14:54:05.599-06:002009-09-16T14:54:05.599-06:00My brother collected toenails, too....Only he appa...My brother collected toenails, too....Only he apparently stored them in his upper lip. Gross.J.L. Powershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13671780698206556442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444082152312444929.post-53897528483232011272009-09-14T07:10:51.833-06:002009-09-14T07:10:51.833-06:00Terrific jaunt down memory lane, short story, or a...Terrific jaunt down memory lane, short story, or anecdote; made me remember the adolescent need to save both toenails and fingernails for a time in an old peanut butter jar, that and belly button lint--some need to collect and be nostalgic about the refuse from one's own body. Still smiling after several days. Thanks for the memories.<br /><br />GlennGlenn Buttkushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10680725814199700692noreply@blogger.com